random thoughts and entertaining tidbits stuffed into a tumblelog by Jesse WalkerTumblr (3.0; @iheartfrenchfries)http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5W58LoiSEQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5W58LoiSEQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Jumping Jacks Fail (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/failblog">failblog</a>)</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/68921607http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/68921607Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:57:25 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/41MCwXCixKs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/41MCwXCixKs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>RELIGION (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/DannyMendlow">DannyMendlow</a>)</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/67828072http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/67828072Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:27:38 -0500<p><b>Top 10 (a big year for comic book movies)</b></p> <ol> <li> Dark Knight</li> <li>Iron Man</li> <li>Zack and Miri Make a Porno</li> <li>Religulous</li> <li>Cloverfield</li> <li>Burn After Reading</li> <li>Hellboy II</li> <li>Wanted</li> <li>Lars and the Real Girl</li> <li>Juno</li> </ol> <p><b>Bottom 10</b></p> <ol> <li>Pineapple Express</li> <li>Valkyrie</li> <li>Tropic Thunder</li> <li>The Hammer</li> <li>Vantage Point</li> <li>Wargames: Dead Code</li> <li>War Inc,</li> <li>Hitman</li> <li>Water Horse</li> <li>Rambo</li> </ol> <p><b>Everything Else</b></p> <ul> <li>Charlie Bartlett</li> <li>Juno</li> <li>Jumper</li> <li>The Golden Compass</li> <li>Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem</li> <li>Charlie Wilson’s War</li> <li>Rocket Science</li> <li>The Nines</li> <li>3:10 to Yuma</li> <li>About a Son</li> <li>Diary of the Dead</li> <li>Jackass 2.5</li> <li>National Treasure: Book of Secrets</li> <li>Stardust</li> <li>Dan in Real Life</li> <li>Easter Promises</li> <li>Rocky Balboa</li> <li>Be Kind Rewind</li> <li>3000 Miles</li> <li>Day Zero</li> <li>Into the Wild</li> <li>Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay</li> <li>Run, Fatboy, Run</li> <li>Forgetting Sarah Marshall</li> <li>King of Kong</li> <li>Martian Child</li> <li>Casino Royale</li> <li>Resident Evil: Extinction</li> <li>August Rush</li> <li>Music Within</li> <li>The Kingdom</li> <li>Blades of Glory</li> <li>Flyboys</li> <li>Sweeny Todd</li> <li>Gone Baby Gone</li> <li>The Hoax</li> <li>We are Marshall</li> <li>Redbelt</li> <li>Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull</li> <li>Narnia: Prince Caspian</li> <li>Battlestar Galactica: Razor</li> <li>Semi-pro</li> <li>Teeth</li> <li>The Happening</li> <li>Never Back Down</li> <li>The Mist</li> <li>Hancock</li> <li>Finishing the Game</li> <li>The Ruins</li> <li>The Pursuit of Happyness</li> <li>The Bank Job</li> <li>Tortured</li> <li>X-Files: I want to believe</li> <li>Reno 911!: Miami</li> <li>Rescue Dawn</li> <li>What Would Jesus Buy?</li> <li>Stargate Continuum</li> <li>Smart People</li> <li>Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist</li> <li>The Visitor</li> <li>Resurrecting the Champ</li> <li>The Incredible Hulk</li> <li>Machine Girl</li> <li>Star Wars: Clone Wars</li> <li>Confessions of a Superhero</li> <li>Wall-E</li> <li>Sold Out: a Threevening with Kevin Smith</li> <li>Step Brothers</li> <li>This is England</li> <li>The Day the Earth Stood Still</li> <li>Valkyrie</li> <li>Bigger, Stronger, Faster</li> </ul> <p>… 90 new movies in a year, not too shabby.</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/67806755http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/67806755Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:36:00 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Khbf6evdtp2304Gjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/64073669http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/64073669Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:05:20 -0500“A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked. A complex system designed from scratch never works and cannot be patched up to make it work. You have to start over, beginning with a working simple system.”<br/><br/> - <em><u>John Gall</u></em>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/60936519http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/60936519Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:31:19 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kfz15dsoO3usyZUVo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hasty (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/beefranck">beefranck</a>)</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/58310904http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/58310904Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:19:41 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kfrpu0gcbawmO4Rdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/57425286http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/57425286Sat, 01 Nov 2008 07:28:32 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kfrpps3fFJhMVeV7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/57425021http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/57425021Sat, 01 Nov 2008 07:25:14 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2u4kNEvp7xA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2u4kNEvp7xA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Japanese know how to take shit to the next level.</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55992535http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55992535Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:29:01 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhGJvGhIzaw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhGJvGhIzaw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>TaB cola ad 1982 (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/bris75">bris75</a>)</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55991451http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55991451Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:20:57 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tm6cqpJvsT4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tm6cqpJvsT4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Skateboarding Fail (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/failblog">failblog</a>)</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55626597http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/55626597Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:47:22 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kf0umm4doytWm6I3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><u>“Put down your enchanted elf sword. You have twenty seconds to comply.”<br/></u></p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54358510http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54358510Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:12:58 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kf0hne59Rk8zE5nGo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54319270http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54319270Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:09:39 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kez2gfr8SbAUrry0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.vulomedia.com/images/19295douchechart_copy.jpg"><a href="http://www.vulomedia.com">www.vulomedia.com</a></a></p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54187123http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54187123Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:16:34 -0400<object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTc5NTg0" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTc5NTg0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thefightgeek.org/fight_geek/2008/10/two-girls-one-exercise.html">Two Girls. One Exercise.</a></p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54067338http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/54067338Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:56:02 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kev527gj4PBeMjYzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nicely done, sir.</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53805516http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53805516Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:18:24 -0400<a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081008/SPORTS05/810080826/1002/SPORTS">Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes </a>: <p>Best headline ever…</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53623070http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53623070Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:58:47 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Ketcaaqb4UCYUl5ro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://www.vulomedia.com/images/64555license.jpg"><a href="http://www.vulomedia.com">www.vulomedia.com</a></a></p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53598351http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/53598351Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:05:07 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kei4ln533RwbvQRko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you’re in Gastonia, NC and need some hip threads.</p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/52437455http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/52437455Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:44:34 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/12GS62w2Kdy4ihhoTEZOWNnKo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.voltagecreative.com/blog/2008/05/not-only-will-this-kill-you-it-will-hurt-the-whole-time-you-are-dying/">Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying.</a></p>http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/50395035http://iheartfrenchfries.tumblr.com/post/50395035Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:46:41 -0400